(Source: littlewwethings)
Heath will be on Smackdown this Friday night
…against HIM. Because it worked so well the first five matches they had. On the same night. I think you know who I’m talking about.
And yet Creative has nothing for Kharma. It’s good to be the King’s Pet Project.
The Ask Box is open
So Dolph is finally going to break free from Vickie. As much as I enjoyed their being together, it’s time for Dolph to leave the nest. Vickie, may I suggest a certain southern rockstar to take his place?
Ask me whatever you like. Anon haters will be laughed at, or in some special cases, be mocked in public.
Derrick said that the drink Heath threw on him tastes like Grandma’s kisses. Either he’s onto me, or he wants to be slashed with Heath really badly. No Derrick, still not gonna do it.
This match has been blowing up my Twitter timeline today, so I thought I’d share it here. Even Heath weighed in, marveling at how old this match is.
Heath Slater (then known as Sebastian Slater) vs. Justin Angel, 3-29-2009. Josh Mathews notes this is Justin’s first match in FCW. Interesting to note that Heath is the face and Justin is the heel; I’m guessing Justin was still channeling his PJ Black character. It’s also strange to hear the cheers of “Slater!” throughout the room.
Up to you if you want to think this was the true start of Slariel canon; I’m still holding out for their 30 minute 2-out-of-3 falls match that took place later that year.
(Thanks to Roselyne for bringing this out.)
Finally, main event was a solid match with a couple mishaps. But overall, I felt Ryder & Slater worked hard as Slater continues to show how underrated of a worker he is.
Jason Namako of Wrestleview on Thursday night’s Superstars match.
The Ask Box is open
Painting my nails a pearly pink. Indulging in Godiva. Listening to house music. Let’s do this. Ask me whatever you want. Especially stupid haters will be laughed at.
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Dear Anon Hater: Good for you that you figured out one of my sidelines. But since you say dreaming about Heath is the closest I’ll ever get to a man….wouldn’t you think that particular sideline has me near a fair amount of men? You might want to think about that one, although it would likely hurt your grammar-incapacitated brain.
Also, about the Cougar thing: You might want to inform the two 23-year-olds in Miami who hit on me last weekend about that.
Derrick Bateman shows Heath Slater how to thrust his hips
….yeah, this is why Heath/Derrick slash isn’t a good idea.
